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I drink apple juice

I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you.

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1. I don't know what my parents did to relieve boredom before the Internet was invented.

My 12 brothers and sisters were also curious but they didn't know either.

2. Why did the zombie go to the toilet?

Because he had die-arrhea

3. A weasel walks into bar

The bartender says "Hey, feller, what can I get ya?" "Pop" goes the weasel

4. What do you call a a**hole potato?

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5. My mom once told me “nothing good happens after 2am.” I thought she was telling me to party less during college.

But then I found out I was born at 2:15am.

6. Why did the sun cross the road?

Don't worry, the answer will dawn on you

7. “Paging Dr Shroedinger.

PETA on line Two.”

8. Someone stole all the toilets from the sheriff's office.

They have nothing to go on.

9. I'd tell you a joke about airplanes,

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10. The tattooed trendy zoomer removed all of their facial piercings…

Now even magnets find them unattractive.

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